Zelda’s Diary — Trip Day 2 Entry 4

Peach and I arrived in the Lost Kingdom in the evening. It certainly fit the brochure’s description of it as a “lively paradise surrounded by a sea of death” given the islands were surrounded by deadly purple poison. It was also rather hot and humid, even in the evening hours, but fortunately my belly was still a bit exposed, helping to keep me a bit cooler. We started our tour of the Forgotten Isle by heading all the way to the top of it.

There, we found a lizard creature called Glydon. Peach and I decided to have Cloaky capture it for practice with her powers. She was a bit nervous as usual, but I gave her the shove out of the nest she needed. Controlling the creature was easy enough. It was like paragliding but my body was instead the glider rather than holding the glider above my head. Peach and Tiara rode down on my back. Given Peach and I were still a bit bloated from our earlier meals today, I was a bit worried the extra calories in her gut might weigh us down, but we made it to our destination just fine.

Cloaky seems to be gaining better control over her powers, but the boost in confidence I hoped this might give her hasn’t manifested yet. She didn’t want to try slingshotting us back to the Odyssey from our landing point, and since she clearly was nervous, I didn’t make her try at the risk of falling into the poison. Instead, we practiced teleporting back to the Odyssey’s checkpoint flag. It’s certainly a unique experience when compared to teleporting with the Sheikah Slate. I felt quite like that Meta Knight character Link participates in the Smash tournament with.

After this first adventure, we set off to explore the island some more. I appreciate Peach scheduling some more research rich stops on this trip rather than all vacation stops. Though after what happened next, I am certainly ready for one of the vacation stops. I went to investigate a new species of wiggler that lived on this island when I heard a cry from nearby. A big condor known as Klepto had kidnapped Tiara. Before I found that out though, my distraction caused me to miss the wiggler stretch straight into… my butt.

It managed to tear right through my tights and get its head stuck in my tush. Rather than try to pull itself out, the creature contracted the rear of its body, causing it to be pushed fully inside me. It then started to wiggle its way through my bowels, making a sound not unlike the accordion of the Rito bard Kass. The air displaced by these movements caused my backside to… expel… flatulence in a similar fashion.

I thought this passing of gas would be the most embarrassing part, but what was worse was how the creature’s movements seemed to activate every pleasure receptor in that part of my body. I may have… experienced sexual climax three times when it finally managed to worm its way into my stomach. And on the last time, Cloaky returned from trying to help Peach get Tiara back to request my aid. The only saving grace was that the wiggler entering my stomach caused me to belch deeply, hiding the other noise I would have made. The creature then managed to expand again, only to get tangled in itself, leaving me atop another mountainous belly this trip.

To defeat Klepto, we needed to slam a seesaw platform to send it flying. Peach (somehow) lacked the girth required to do so between her own belly and buttocks, so Cloaky took me up to the perch of Glydon again. We captured the creature, giving it my belly temporarily in the process, and managed to glide down to the spot. Cloaky suddenly dropped me out of its body onto the platform. This did the trick, launching Klepto into the air… and straight down into Peach’s gullet. As I end this entry, we are still trying to figure out how to get Tiara out of her tummy…

(Thumbnail)

ZeldaNoVorsu: Feel free to leave a comment. I may not respond to everyone, but I do read every comment and am grateful to everyone who says they like my work.

Post a comment